GHOTI
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The word was thought up by George Bernard Shaw.
He wanted to demonstrate the lack of logic in English spelling.
GHOTI is pronounced as FISH.
See for yourself:
[f] as in rough
[i] as in women
[sh] as in nation
So: give up on English pronunciation and get yourself some greasy GHOTI & CUGHCE
[tsj] as in cello
[i] as in minutes
[p] as in hiccoughs
[s] as in race